[ wait a second. ] I don't actually know his name — but he's a ninja, wears a lot of green, has paint on his nose like he's going to football game. I call him Kermit for obvious reasons. [ way to go, batlady. ] I do, however, know where he lives, and that's the important thing.
No, he has spikey hair, like he's an old timey member of N 'Sync. [ a beat. ] And I have no idea how to respond to the bit about youth and fountains, so I'm just going to hesitantly stick with "no."
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backwordscompatible) wrote2014-03-08 09:25 pm
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Shouldn't be a problem
So, who's on the receiving end and what did they do?
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[ wait a second. ] I don't actually know his name — but he's a ninja, wears a lot of green, has paint on his nose like he's going to football game. I call him Kermit for obvious reasons. [ way to go, batlady. ] I do, however, know where he lives, and that's the important thing.
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...he doesn't have this strange bowl cut and really bushy eyebrows, does it? Or shout things about youth and fountains?
[Because she had a hard time believing Lee would deserve a glitter bomb. His teeth were shiny enough already.]
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Boy Band Wannabe Ninja. Got it.
When?
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[ confetti bombs are serious business. ]
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At worst, if you get stuck, I can always just teleport you out of wherever you are.
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Drive a car?