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"This is Zatanna.  

Evael a egassem."

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I'm starting to notice a pattern here.

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Look, you know a good therapist in Haven, I would be all for it.

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You'd probably be better off talking to the giant billboard, honestly.

[A faint smile appeared. Despite everything, her (awful) sense of humor remained.]

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Believe it or not, I've tried that.

Though I got to admit, I was not airing my personal problems to it.

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[Kon, please]

What were you airing to it?

[superissues]

General dissatisfaction with the amount of information provided and sentiments expressed in said billboard.

It was my first day.

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I guess that's one way to make an entrance.

Just tell me it didn't actually talk back.

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Nah. But I got plenty of sideline commentary, regardless. That's how I met Pitch, the random witch who I don't think is here any more and S-- best friend's future ex-girlfriend.

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'Future Ex-Girlfriend"?

Time travel, or are you that pessimistic about their relationship?

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Time travel. It was kind of weird. I've never met her but apparently I have already been a huge jerk.

Which is also how I knew she wasn't making it up.

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Oh, come on. You're not a huge jerk.

Averaged-sized, at worst.

[superissues]

Thanks, Zatanna. You're the sweetest.

But given the friend in question, I was definitely a huge jerk.

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I try.

Let me guess. You left him to be carried off by Red, too?

[superissues]

Did Red Hood drop you?

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Is that "yes"?

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Weirdly enough, said friend and Red apparently get on even worse than you and Red.

C'mon, if I was going to give you to anyone else to mind, I could have done worse, right?

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[She has to sigh. Because it's the only way she can avoid admitting that he was may sort of a little almost right.]

It's not that we don't get along.

We just...I don't even know how to explain it. It's weird.

[superissues]

Did you have this 'weird' vibe before he tied you up and you tried to kill him?

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Kind of.

The rope burns definitely didn't help, though.

[superissues]

I don't know, Zee. The way you keep going on about it, it's almost like you enjoyed it.

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[Flatly:]

Yes. Clearly. You've found me out.

[superissues]

It's cool, Zatanna. You're in good company.

Apparently, 90% of all Americans have bondage fantasies and 50% of Americans try bondage at least once.

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Only because the rest are lying about it.

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Obviously.

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Jokes aside, though...don't do that again. Got it?