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[backwordscompatible]

"This is Zatanna.  

Evael a egassem."

Comments

[backwordscompatible]

I think I could rock that metal bikini.

[She jokes, just to get a reaction out of him, before adding:]

...or, you know, the white dress and cinnabun braids. Those are cool too.

[allthesensors]

I'd say go for the former but then I'd have to live in constant fear of your father one day showing up here and finding out I encouraged such a thing.

[backwordscompatible]

You mean, after he skins me alive and then grounds me for eternity.

I can practically feel him disapproving from across the dimension right now.

[allthesensors]

We'll go with the white gown and cinnabuns. Hard to beat a classic.

[backwordscompatible]

Works for me.

[allthesensors]

Now for the challenging part...who would Artemis be?

[backwordscompatible]

[Thinks about this for a long while]

There really aren't a lot of good female characters in this series, are there?

[allthesensors]

...She can be a random Ewok? [He could have suggested Mara Skywalker but this seems like more fun.]

[backwordscompatible]

Obviously, you learned nothing from the water balloon incident I'll no doubt be asking her about.

[allthesensors]

You're going to tell her? [Clutches his fist.]

You were the chosen one! It said you would troll Artemis, not join her! You were to bring humor to the team, not destroy me.

[backwordscompatible]

Hey, I said "ask", not "tell".

Besides, who said I wasn't going to have a little fun myself? I have spells.

[allthesensors]

What kind of spells?

[backwordscompatible]

The best kind.

[allthesensors]

So, I have to ask. Does anyone ever use that as a pick up line on you? You know...did you just cast a spell on me? Because I'm feeling the magic between us.

[backwordscompatible]

[Rolls her eyes]

You have no idea.

Every boy at my school thinks he's clever.

[allthesensors]

You know, I could say that and be honest, because you did cast a spell on me.

[backwordscompatible]

[A smirk]

You have a point there.

[allthesensors]

That must be why I'm feeling so 'turbed. It all makes sense now.

[backwordscompatible]

Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies.

[allthesensors]

I don't see any cookies, only popcorn. I feel like this is false advertising.

[backwordscompatible]

They're in the cupboard above the fridge. Oreos.

[allthesensors]

You were holding out on the Oreos? [Tsks at her. Eyes the cupboard like he is considering getting them, but he doesn't make any motion to go to it.]

[backwordscompatible]

I figured they could be a surprise reward for later...if you behaved yourself.

[allthesensors]

Oh yeah? How am I doing so far?

[backwordscompatible]

Let me put it this way: getting you an Oreo would mean having to get up right now.

See the dilemma?